The total awesomeness of tranquility

So many people in cyberspace...the odds of someone actually reading this is phenomenal....the odds that someone actually gives a rat's ass about any of this is beyond comprehension.....If you blog back then my calculations will be proven wrong and all is then forgiven. Remember to use exact change since this blog cannot give change. Any plea bargains will be considered and rejected after considerable consideration....but I promise to be considerate, considering.